Q. What would you do if aliens came to the earth one day blasting everything in sight?

A. I'd look for a gun. Sword fighting with an alien is too stereotypically primitive.

Q. Do you like drowning?

A. No. I don’t like anything that would result in my demise. I’d like to think I’m not scared of death, but come on.

Q. Are you attracted to caterpillars?

A. Only when they’re eating, or climbing with a cocoon on their backs. Why do they do that? Exercise?

Q. Has someone ever asked you if you lacked a body part?

A. When I was small, people questioned whether I had a brain or not. Go figure.